After speaking with a friend recently about her auto insurance rates rising after 2 minor accidents, I have decided that ALL insurance companies must add "...until you file a claim" to the end of their "claims to fame", in order to make them truthful!
Please accept my proposal for the following revisions:
"You're in good hands with Allstate...until you file a claim"
"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there...until you file a claim"
"Nationwide is on your side...until you file a claim"
New Music (to me) That's All Up in My Earholes
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*I think music in itself is healing. It's an explosive expression of
humanity. It's something we are all touched by. No matter what culture
we're from, eve...
In an unrelated note, these same rules apply to fortune cookies. The words "in bed" must be tacked on the end of all fortunes.
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