Blonde and a Pretzel

Every once in awhile my friend Nicole and I will head over to DuClaw Brewing Co., where I will normally have several rounds of their best beer and a crab pretzel.

Recently the presentation of my crab pretzel has changed from its usual round dish, to a rectangular one. The pretzel itself has been elongated by at least 2 inches.

Thus inspiring this proposed DVD cover for my upcoming film, Bare Ass Blonde's and My Pretzel: