I empty my pockets and remove my shoes
Security Guard: Arms straight out...
She begins tracing my figure with her wand, when she arrives at my right ring finger the alarm sounds again.
*BEEP BEEP*
Me: It must be my Adamantium plating, they warned that this might happen.
Security Guard: Please remove all of your clothing, sir.
*aaaand cue 80's pornographic movie track*
The preceding is how I envision my first pass through a metal detector will unfold now that underneath my skin, this is how my finger looks:
You should bring the x-ray pic. Who doesn't love and respect visual aids?
ReplyDeletelol this makes my dweeby x men heart pitter patter.
ReplyDeletep.s. your finger still looks hella crooked man...what's up with that?